Tuesday, November 08, 2005

Not done yet!

Bert's not leaving us yet!

Well, it would seem that TV legend, Bert Newton, isn't going to be disappearing from the screens of Australian televisions. Apparently he's signed on with Channel 9, which is where he originally started out (with people like Graham Kennedy). His final appearance for Channel 10 comes on December 16, with the last GMA. Tragic!

One wonders what he'll be doing on Channel 9...

B*tch-slapping Kerri-Ann Kennerly down and taking over her morning show??

Getting Geoff Jansz in a head-lock, dragging him out of the studio and becoming a new cooking sensation in the mid-mornings?

New member of Hi-5???

Becoming Humphrey B Bear? (Well, there's got to be someone under that bear suit, right?)

Hosting the really, really early morning home shopping network junk where he could rave on about the joys of cubic zircona, which looks just like a real diamond, in a nice fake gold setting, which looks just like real gold, with these earings that you can buy for just $200??

Taking over Temptation?

Hmmm, the possibilities are endless!

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